At the Un-Royal Wedding
Kyle and Kelly on this Un-Royal Wedding Day, There is some advice I really need to say.
On this day you will become Mr. and Mrs., Shower her with lots of love and kisses.
Wedding vows read in sickness and health, Work all PennDOT overtime so Kelly can spend the wealth.
Remember to always agree with her and say “Yes, dear.” That way you’ll celebrate your anniversary year after year.
Wine her, dine her all the days of her life, and you won’t be like John Bobbitt under her knife.